I clicked the red button on my remote whilst watching the France - Switzerland goalless draw last night to access the BBCi audio features. This lets you choose from the BBC1 commentary or the Radio Five Live one.

Guest (let’s eschew the word ‘expert’) commentator Mick McCarthy was spouting such drivel that anything would have been better. So I switched it to the Five Live commentary where the guest commentator was… Graham Taylor. Oh, well.

If you could get the BBC commentary for matches shown on ITV, now that would be useful. Perhaps the statistics don’t back this up, but do England ever win when the match is shown only on ITV?